LOVE: How has poor Dwayne put up with Michelle for so long?

So, Dwayne picks me up from work today, and on the way home...

Dwayne: Did you remember to call about your medicine?
Me: Noooo. Hey, did you hear Jay and Silent Bob are coming to town?

Dwayne: Don't you need to stop by your mom's and pick up that book?
Me: Not todaaaaay. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if we could go to Fandomfest?

Poor Dwayne. He's always trying to lasso me into doing what I'm supposed to do. He doesn't understand procrastination, which IS ME.

We've been together 17 years now. No, not married. He's perfect. Well, perfect for me. Well, he does drive kind of slow. But he's never been in a wreck, which balances me out nicely. :)

He's my best friend. I definitely got the better end of the deal.