So, I'm at work the other day, and I get one of these emails about 'real people' who are dumb as rocks, and here's the story of one:
"Several years ago, we had an intern who was none
One day she was typing and turned
'Just use paper from the pho
With that, the intern
Brunette, by the way!!"
Ouch.
Right through the heart.
How did my own personal story travel twenty years and who knows how many computers until it made its way back to my desk?
Right through the heart.
How did my own personal story travel twenty years and who knows how many computers until it made its way back to my desk?
The lady who copied blank paper because she needed more paper…
That was me. First office job. Okay, being my regular self.
Someone must have heard me tell that story. I do not think I've ever written it down, have I?
Unless there’s ANOTHER person out there who did that besides me.
Surely not!!!????
In my defense, I was very young.
VERY YOUNG, OKAY?!
VERY YOUNG, OKAY?!
LMAO ummmmm errrr ummmm okay you were young. I hope your copies came out pretty and white LOL
ReplyDeleteLOLOL They did... I remember walking away from the copier and only then realizing oh my gosh did I really just do that, immediately followed by, did anyone see me just do that?!!! LOL
DeleteI could manage those old Xeroxes with the rubber flap on top but now they have all these chutes and ramps. Using a modern copy machine elevates me to astonishing displays of ignorance. Like Blanche Dubois, I rely on the kindness of strangers.
ReplyDeleteI once spent a good 45 minutes in the copy room trying to figure out what went wrong, instead of just calling the copy guy. I just KNEW it was an easy fix, if I could just find that darn piece of paper that had caused that massive error...
DeleteI finally ended up calling the copy guy.
Hilarious. Thanks for the morning laugh.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! :)
DeleteBwahahahaha! I love it! *wiping a tear* Oh my goodness, thank you for the laugh. I totally needed that.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! And thank you for visiting! :)
DeleteHa! You're able to admit. The world is very forgiving of those who can laugh at themselves.
ReplyDeleteLOL, thank you, I hope so!!
DeleteHello my friend! Forgive me if I've asked this before but could you kindly add a follow button to your blog? I would love to be a follower :)
ReplyDeleteWould you mind emailing me afterwards?
I would love to but I don't know how!
DeleteI'm technologically challenged (obviously), Lol.
Please please let me know where it is and how to do it and I will!
Yes, people like this do exist.
ReplyDeleteIt seems common sense is not so common.
:P
Ouch, LOL. I get that a lot.
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting!
-Michelle